I'm a Brit living in Seattle. Have spent the last 8 years here in the Pacific North West looking for good trouble to get into and generally succeeding in finding it. Winston was at a party and was becoming somewhat the worse for drink. He was approached by a prominent member of the Aristocracy.
Lady: Winston, you are drunk.
Churchill: And madam, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.
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